The above flow chart is entirely in jest, I can think of a LOT more options and arrangements. Really just wanted to highlight how predictable some (not all!) foreigners* can be in Cambodia.

This was scribbled over the course of a few beers last evening, and tidied up in my local breakfast shop. (Thanks to V and K for the assist!)
We also ended up with a little chart for my own self.

I think there are few more flow charts to be done - commonly cultural mistakes, how to find a job, expat turnover, much more!

*in Thailand 'Farang', in Cambodia 'Barang'.